Not so long ago, Real Mallorca manager Javier Aguirre called his best striker a “weird, ugly monster,” but the striker didn’t care. “He’s right: I am ugly. I think there’s something wrong with my wife’s eyesight,” Vedat Muriqi replied. “And he’s [Aguirre] not so handsome either.” And that’s exactly the way they like him. – Stream on ESPN+: LaLiga, Bundesliga, more (U.S.) A great storyteller, a born leader, exceptionally charismatic,…